welcome 2 the wasteland

"don’t follow ur dreams, they’re probably a scam."

this site is 4 ✧ chaos, memes, broken css, ✧ and ~~deep thoughts~~ brainrot

expect: rants, stolen gifs, matrix glitches, & cursed shrines

i update this place whenever i don't have anything to do at my job. sometimes it’s art. sometimes it’s just ascii cats.

think of this page as a digital landfill. all the scraps of internet culture, all the cursed takes, and a sprinkle of ✧ aesthetic ✧ live here forever.

manifesto

capitalism speedrun any%
if u think the matrix is real, ur probably right. if u don’t, ur still in it.
y2k called, it wants its aesthetic back (too bad i stole it).
trust no algorithm. curate ur own doom.
nostalgia is just capitalism reselling ur childhood.

gallery of nonsense memes

random wisdom

- ctrl+c, ctrl+v is a lifestyle, not a shortcut.
- every webpage is just chaos wearing structured html.
- internet clout is temporary, but cringe is forever.
- if u can read this, ur wasting time productively.
- memes are the cave paintings of our era.
- in the future, archaeologists will study reaction gifs like hieroglyphics.

things that keep me up at night

why does css sometimes just… not
what if shrek is actually postmodern literature
are we all just npc’s in somebody’s simulation save file
is my fridge light still on when i close the door
do pigeons have government jobs

ASCII dump

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cursed links (click at ur own risk)

deep thoughts (fake)

what if the internet is just one giant unconscious brain, and every meme is a neuron firing? maybe i’m not “posting,” maybe i’m just thinking out loud through html.

if god exists, he probably rage-quit after inventing php.